whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment
never doubt my ability to watch the same episode of something ten thousand times and remain just as interested and entertained every single time
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
We really don’t know how we function. Please help us.
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I feel like a legend.
I still have friends from primary school. And my two best girlfriends are from secondary school. I don’t have to explain anything to them. I don’t have to apologize for anything. They know. There’s no judgment in any way.
when your enemy revives itself
when your enemy is almost dead but kills you anyways
when your enemy has another form
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.